Inside & out
Streak-free glass, hand-cleaned pane by pane. We clear the tracks, sills, and screens too, so the only thing you notice is the view.
For your home
Reinforcements for the home front.
Dirt, grime, and clogged gutters don't just hurt your home's appearance, they can cause damage over time. Colonel Zips delivers top-quality interior & exterior cleaning for your home or business with military precision and attention to detail.
The mission
Protect your home and boost curb appeal.
Four assignments, one standard. Pick the job below to see what it covers and get a price.
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Command a CLEANER, STRONGER home.
Hover or tap a service to see what it covers. Each job ends in a clear, no-pressure price.
Right pressure, every surface
Siding, driveways, decks, and walkways. Soft vinyl and hard concrete do not take the same pressure, so we set it by surface and lift off the grime, mildew, and salt without gouging the wood or stripping the finish.
Protect your roof & foundation
Clogged gutters push water where it shouldn't go. We clear every run and downspout by hand, flush them out, and watch the water drain clear before we leave.
Design, install, take-down & storage
Professional-grade lights, custom-fit to your roofline. We design the display, hang every strand, keep it lit all season, then take it down and store it until next winter.
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Insured
Fully covered on every job
The Conroy family
Meet the family
A family business, one standard.
Jon Conroy spent more than 25 years cleaning windows down in the Lansing area. When he retired up to the U.P., his sons Oliver and Emerson started their own company and pulled him back in. Now the three of them run Colonel Zips together.
Streak-free, every time. See a streak or a missed spot and we come back and make it right, no charge. We don't pack up until you're happy with it. That's an order.
✓ Fully insured ✓ On-time, in uniform ✓ Residential & commercial
Our territory
Proudly serving Michigan's Eastern U.P.
Based in Gould City and covering the surrounding Eastern Upper Peninsula. Don't see your town? Reach out, there's a good chance we cover you.
Gould City Naubinway Engadine Curtis Newberry Manistique Gulliver St. Ignace Hessel Cedarville McMillan Germfask Grand Marais Brevort Epoufette Munising Marquette Sault Sainte Marie Brimley + surrounding areas
Good to know
Questions, answered.
Do you offer free estimates?
Always. Reach out with what you need cleaned and we'll give you a clear, no-obligation price. No pressure, no surprises.
Are you insured?
Yes. Colonel Zips is fully insured, so your home and our team are covered on every job.
What areas do you serve?
We're based in Gould City and serve homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern Upper Peninsula. If you're nearby and don't see your town listed, just ask.
Do I need to be home for the work?
For most exterior work, no. As long as we have access to the areas being cleaned, you don't have to be there. We'll confirm everything beforehand.
How early should I book holiday lighting?
Early fall is ideal. Spots fill up fast once the season starts, so the sooner you're on the schedule, the better your pick of dates.
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